there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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