I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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