Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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