David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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