he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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