My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
