her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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