That's intense
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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