What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
birth control should be required to get into college
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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