he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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