I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It was confusing and full of hummus
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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