in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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