How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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