All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
