did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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