question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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