It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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