I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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