There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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