make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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