Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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