How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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