It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
send nudes
from the living room?
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