This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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