is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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