Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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