I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
