Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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