Nicole vs. Life
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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