Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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