$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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