Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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