there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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