hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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