So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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