i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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