Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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