Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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