Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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