Welp...herpes.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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