Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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