Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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