did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Umm I'm too high to move.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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