We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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