I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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