you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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