i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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