found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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