if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
