I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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