lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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