Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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