what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Everything about him screamed your future.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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